all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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