Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Randomize
