And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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