I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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