So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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