People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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