I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
