I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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