Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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