Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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