RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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