Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
