Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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