You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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