How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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