Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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