Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Hippo gnu deer
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
So much Jack, so little girl.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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