Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
