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(720): View more from Colorado

Where are you?

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In a non slutty way

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.

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(703): View more from Virginia

BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.

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(954): View more from Florida

My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?

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(734): View more from Michigan

I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?

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(315): View more from New York

Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack

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This is why I love you...

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.

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(801): View more from Utah

I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...

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