I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
bring money and cleavage
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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