dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i was born a porn star she said
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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