Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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