Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
You coming home soon, man?
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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