No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
All the doctor said was why
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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