Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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