roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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