just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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