Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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