i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
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