I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
