so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
