Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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