I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm at about main and main street
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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