I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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