I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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