Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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