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(248): View more from Michigan

i just identified you from a description of your pipe

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

did you fuck him yet?

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hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.

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(678): View more from Georgia

You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"

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(303): View more from Colorado

Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold

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(949): View more from California

Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?

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(773): View more from Illinois

I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.

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