how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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