Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
third nipple confirmed
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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