I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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