I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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