that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Reggie can tackle my bush.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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