do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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