looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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