We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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