Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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