she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
