Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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