The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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