She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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