I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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