i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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