I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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