that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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