ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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